January 2012
1 post
“Teh, di uso ang BRA sa ABRA!
Tay, tagay lang nang tagay sa TAGAYTAY!
...”
– moi
November 2011
1 post
Ohayou!
ENGLISH - Good morning! CHINESE - Zao Shang Hao! ITALIAN - BUONGIORNO! GERMAN - Guten Morgen SPANISH - Beunos Dias! FRENCH - Bonjour! LATIN - Salve PORTUGUESE - Bom Dia FILIPINO - AY PUTA! LATE NAKO!
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
2 posts
“Di pedeng ipakasal si Shamcey Supsup sa isang kliyente namin na nabanggit ko...”
– moi
“iPod ka ba?….Pa-touch naman”
– Karra Vivo
August 2011
10 posts
“Ano raw ang tagalog ng TWEET?…e di…………MATAMIT!...”
– Kara (FB friend)
“English Names to Filipino Names
1. Dick Smith = Titeng Panday
2. Dick...”
– moi
“hindi lahat ng bagay nakukuha ng MADALIAN, pero sadyang may mga bagay na...”
– my friend jay
“When I was a KID:
Pussy meant CAT,
Sex meant GENDER,
Bitch was a FEMALE...”
– Bryan - a friend on FB
“Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? (and if you want to abort the...”
– Chat Up Line by Jimmy Carr
July 2011
1 post
He is beautiful :)
Me: I added you already on Facebook
Jap Stude: ohh really thanks!
Me: I saw your picture with two other people. A guy and a girl standing beside you
Jap Stude: There's no girl there. We are all guys
Me: really? I'm so sorry I thought he was a girl...(awkward)
ROFL!!
May 2011
1 post
“Anong Tagalog ng PORKCHOP?……..e di….PIG HATI…ngeee!!!...”
– FB Post
March 2011
7 posts
WhiteBerry aka WB
early morning in the office...
Me: Wow, you have a new phone (BB9780)..how much did you buy it?
Telephone Operator: 1,899....
Me: Good phone huh....
Teaboy: What is that? Whiteberry?
Me: wahahahhahhhahha!!!!
Our teaboy thought that the white BB9780 is called WhiteBerry, if it's black then it is BlackBerry
“cement + water = cement paste(or plaster)… cement paste + fine aggregates...”
– orgmate ben ben
“Inday kainin mo na tong itlog ko”
– - Super Inday and the Golden Bibe
bibe (aiza seguerra) talking to Inday (maricel Soriano)
“Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air....”
– 30 Second Speech by Bryan Dyson - former CEO of Coca-Cola
February 2011
10 posts
Appraisal Letter
Dear Manager (HR),
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found Hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without Wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never Thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always Finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended Measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee Breaks. Bob is a dedicated...
I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
Just want to share an interesting email I received earlier. Let’s change to make a change!
“TIME DECIDES WHOM YOU MEET IN LIFE YOUR HEART DECIDES WHOM U WANT IN LIFE BUT YOUR BEHAVIOUR DECIDES WHO WILL STAY IN YOUR LIFE
The Story of the Eagle
The eagle has the longest life-span among birds
It can live up to 70 years
But to reach this age, the eagle must make a hard decision
In its 40’s, its’...
“Kung iniwan ka ng jowawit mo..wititit kang magcrayola…sabi nga THERE ARE...”
“Kaluurrrkksss ang neighbor ko…para silang si Superman and Wonderwoman...”
“Na-try mo na bang mag-UST?
——- UTOT SABAY TAE?
Note: Don’t...”
Frustrated in DEAD
Ewan ko kung matatawa ako o mabubuwisit kanina nung nareceive ko tong email sa isang kleyente namin….Nakakainis, di makaintindi at makapaghintay…
“ I wondering why the subject dam CT,s still at ****** Air port !! ?? This is really un acceptable and frustrated in dead , we have already mentioned to you that the matter is so urgent , and will delay the energization...
January 2011
1 post
CD is DEAD
Me: May i borrow your installer
Officemate: no, CD is dead.
Me: dead? broken?
Officemate: yeah....:p
December 2010
5 posts
“Aanhin pa ang babae kung mukha namang lalaki. TOMMOOO? TAMAAAAA!!!”
“Eh anong silbi ng may katabi kungn wala namang nangyayari”
“Aanhin pa ang gabi kung wala ka namang katabi”
E for EMERICA
Officemate: Sir, what's your email add?
Client: blah blah blah
Officemate: What sir? E for Apol? (he pronounced A as E).
Client: blah blah blah
Officemate: What sir? E for Apol?..hello sir? E for EMERICA?.....
*faint*....bisakol din ako minsan pero wala lang nakakatuwa lang pakinggan...hehehe
November 2010
5 posts
Cry Bigger
At the Shopping Mall in Riyadh
Child: waaaahhhhhhh..huhuhuhuhuh.....waaaahhhh (obviously she was crying)
Mom: You want to cry? You want to CRY? Then MAKE IT BIGGER!!!
ROFL!!!!! wahahahahahaha
zacderp asked: MACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
October 2010
9 posts
“Pag RICH, Liberated….Pag POOR, Malandi”
– FB WALL
“Di lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto…minsan ay silver din…tama?”
– moi
“Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t...”
– Van Wilder (via mishyang)
true!!!
